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01:01:00 pm on August 14, 2010 |
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The engineer adjusts the sails.
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09:09:13 am on March 21, 2010 |
Beauty without intelligence, is like a masterpiece painted on a napkin.
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07:28:30 am on November 15, 2009 |
Perfection has three grave defects; it is apt to be dull, it blinds you from excellence and it keeps you from seeing the big picture. But it’s greatest danger is that it fools us into thinking we need to achieve it! Seek excellence not perfection.
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12:31:05 pm on November 4, 2009 |
Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become habits. Watch your habits, for they become character. Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.
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01:11:59 pm on October 9, 2009 |
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.
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11:29:44 am on October 7, 2009 |
One of the main causes of the fall of the roman empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
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11:25:17 am on October 5, 2009 |
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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09:39:18 pm on September 21, 2009 |
“A house with 26 colours” … “26 colours of mould that is” said the German who just sold his house.
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01:46:34 pm on September 8, 2009 |
“Mr. Devlin, you are an extraordinary man!” “Col. Steiner, you are an extraordinary judge of character!”
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12:11:46 pm on September 8, 2009 |
Where do dreams go when they die?
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03:22:31 pm on September 7, 2009 |
In the world of scarcity, love has no meaning and peace is impossible.
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11:52:14 am on September 4, 2009 |
He who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
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11:05:09 pm on August 23, 2009 |
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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10:57:44 pm on August 23, 2009 |
As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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07:18:07 pm on August 22, 2009 |
The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity – Winston Churchill
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12:35:56 pm on August 20, 2009 |
Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
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12:33:22 pm on August 20, 2009 |
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life – Confucius
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12:32:01 pm on August 20, 2009 |
Success seems to be connected with action. Successful men keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit – Conrad Hilton
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12:18:39 pm on August 20, 2009 |
Ambition is not what a man would do, but what a man does, for ambition without action is fantasy.
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12:18:15 pm on August 20, 2009 |
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.
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12:16:37 pm on August 20, 2009 |
Be careful who’s advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth.
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10:03:49 am on August 19, 2009 |
You’re so beautiful … you could be a part-time model.
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04:05:46 pm on August 8, 2009 |
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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12:22:05 pm on August 2, 2009 |
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year’s course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness – Carl Jung
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12:20:13 pm on August 2, 2009 |
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
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12:19:47 pm on August 2, 2009 |
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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12:17:37 pm on August 2, 2009 |
We can choose to function at a lower level of awareness and simply exist, caring for our possessions, eating, drinking, sleeping and managing in the world as pawns of the elements, or we can soar to new and higher levels of awareness allowing ourselves to transcend our environment and literally create a world of our own.
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12:15:27 pm on August 2, 2009 |
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously in the sound of inevitability.
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11:11:42 pm on May 26, 2009 |
Never thought about it before, but i suppose condoms are child proof containers …..
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11:44:03 pm on May 22, 2009 |
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.
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09:56:32 am on May 18, 2009 |
If 8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas, do the other 2 shave or wax?
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10:50:15 pm on May 13, 2009 |
Sometimes we think life is so unfair and we don’t get what we want when that thing that we have wanted and is not possible is right under our noses …
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10:02:53 pm on May 13, 2009 |
Your outward behavior is the truth, whereas your inner perception of your behavior is often an illusion.
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08:23:20 pm on May 10, 2009 |
Wonders if you’ve heard about the corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines!
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08:22:46 pm on May 10, 2009 |
Works for the department of redundant departments.
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08:22:22 pm on May 10, 2009 |
Notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
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08:21:42 pm on May 10, 2009 |
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, “Where is the ceiling?!”
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07:11:21 pm on May 10, 2009 |
Everyone you meet today will be better than you at something.
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07:11:02 pm on May 10, 2009 |
You only have to look at Michael Jackson to realise it’s probably best to live with what you’ve got. – Rob Swainson
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07:10:26 pm on May 10, 2009 |
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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07:10:05 pm on May 10, 2009 |
What time is the two o’clock meeting?
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07:08:32 pm on May 10, 2009 |
Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.
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07:07:37 pm on May 10, 2009 |
We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.
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07:07:17 pm on May 10, 2009 |
“Come Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night” “Gee, Brain, what are we doing tomorrow night?” “The same thing we do every night, Pinky — Try to take over the world!”
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07:04:01 pm on May 10, 2009 |
YOU HAVE AN I/O ERROR -> Incompetent Operator error
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07:03:41 pm on May 10, 2009 |
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three and paradise is when you have none.
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07:03:12 pm on May 10, 2009 |
You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She’ll say: “What’s my favourite flower?” And you murmur to yourself: “Damn, I wasn’t listening… Self-raising?”
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07:02:01 pm on May 10, 2009 |
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel how warm it is.
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07:00:54 pm on May 10, 2009 |
I’m pink, therefore I’m spam.
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07:00:10 pm on May 10, 2009 |
Teamwork is essential – it allows you to blame someone else.
