Perfection has three grave defects; it is apt to be dull, it blinds you from excellence and it keeps you from seeing the big picture. But it’s greatest danger is that it fools us into thinking we need to achieve it! Seek excellence not perfection.
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Angie
Love makes you blind … and so does staring into direct sunlight.
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AgentVladimir
Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become habits. Watch your habits, for they become character. Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.
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AgentVladimir
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
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AgentVladimir
One of the main causes of the fall of the roman empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
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AgentVladimir
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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AgentVladimir
“A house with 26 colours” … “26 colours of mould that is” said the German who just sold his house.
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AgentVladimir
“Mr. Devlin, you are an extraordinary man!” “Col. Steiner, you are an extraordinary judge of character!”
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AgentVladimir
Where do dreams go when they die?
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AgentVladimir
In the world of scarcity, love has no meaning and peace is impossible.
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AgentVladimir
He who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
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AgentVladimir
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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AgentVladimir
As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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AgentVladimir
The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity – Winston Churchill
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AgentVladimir
Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
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AgentVladimir
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life – Confucius
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AgentVladimir
Success seems to be connected with action. Successful men keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit – Conrad Hilton
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AgentVladimir
Ambition is not what a man would do, but what a man does, for ambition without action is fantasy.
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AgentVladimir
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.
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AgentVladimir
Be careful who’s advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth.
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AgentVladimir
You’re so beautiful … you could be a part-time model.
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AgentVladimir
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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AgentVladimir
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year’s course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness – Carl Jung
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AgentVladimir
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
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AgentVladimir
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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AgentVladimir
We can choose to function at a lower level of awareness and simply exist, caring for our possessions, eating, drinking, sleeping and managing in the world as pawns of the elements, or we can soar to new and higher levels of awareness allowing ourselves to transcend our environment and literally create a world of our own.
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AgentVladimir
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously in the sound of inevitability.
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AgentVladimir
Never thought about it before, but i suppose condoms are child proof containers …..
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AgentVladimir
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.
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AgentVladimir
If 8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas, do the other 2 shave or wax?
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AgentVladimir
Sometimes we think life is so unfair and we don’t get what we want when that thing that we have wanted and is not possible is right under our noses …
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AgentVladimir
Your outward behavior is the truth, whereas your inner perception of your behavior is often an illusion.
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AgentVladimir
Wonders if you’ve heard about the corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines!
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AgentVladimir
Works for the department of redundant departments.
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AgentVladimir
Notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
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AgentVladimir
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, “Where is the ceiling?!”
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AgentVladimir
Everyone you meet today will be better than you at something.
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AgentVladimir
You only have to look at Michael Jackson to realise it’s probably best to live with what you’ve got. – Rob Swainson
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AgentVladimir
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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AgentVladimir
What time is the two o’clock meeting?
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AgentVladimir
Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.
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AgentVladimir
We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.
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AgentVladimir
“Come Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night” “Gee, Brain, what are we doing tomorrow night?” “The same thing we do every night, Pinky — Try to take over the world!”
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AgentVladimir
YOU HAVE AN I/O ERROR -> Incompetent Operator error
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AgentVladimir
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three and paradise is when you have none.
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AgentVladimir
You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She’ll say: “What’s my favourite flower?” And you murmur to yourself: “Damn, I wasn’t listening… Self-raising?”
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AgentVladimir
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel how warm it is.
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AgentVladimir
I’m pink, therefore I’m spam.
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AgentVladimir
Teamwork is essential – it allows you to blame someone else.
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AgentVladimir
We all know Linux is great…it does infinite loops in 5 seconds. – Linus Torvalds
